There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why,
oh why, oh why, oh why

And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast
He’ll say “We were such good friends especially near the end”
Then he’ll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost

So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die

And if you’re very lucky
You’ll get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
One day on that page
Next day into the hamster cage

So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die

… I feel awful and I never thought feelings would grow that fast, for both of us. Don’t say you won’t find anyone because I guarantee you some beauty queen will come your way. You are beyond amazing and you deserve the best, someone that is willing to giv e u their all and ev erything u want and need. If it is meant to be, it will be. I live by that saying

so here I am
grown up at 23
will someone tell me
what it takes to be happy?

I just want, I just want love
I just want, I just want love
I just want, I just want love…